People often ask: “When do you sleep?”

The answer is usually: “When I’m tired.” – the truth is: “Not often.”

Last night at 4am I was talking with my driver about how he likes to work at night, as do I, but the truth is I’m really always working.  And at that point I realized what my next few days were going to really look like…

1/27
- 8:00pm do my headlining show at Times Scare: Magic shoW
- 10:00pm start packing up my show
- 11:30pm finish packing my suitcases and get all metaphorical ducks in a row to be away from Casa Scary in NYC for a month on tour

1/28
- 2:30am shower and get prop cases and suitcases to office
- 4:00am driver picks me to to go to the airport for flight at 6:30am
- 6:30am fly to Milwaukee, then connect to my plane to Des Moines
- Noon land in Des Moines, get baggage and rental car and drive to show 2hrs away
- 2:15 arrive at gig, load in and set up
- 3:30 check into hotel
- 5:00pm try to eat but not hungry…get coffee
- 5:45pm shower again and get ready for show
- 7:00pm show
- 8:15pm pack up show
- 8:45pm back to hotel room
- 9:15pm order room service, try to eat – kinda did this time
- 10pm shower again to wash off fake blood and make up, can’t be staining hotel room pillows now can we
- 11:45 – and here we are now, about to try to get some sleep before….

1/29
2:00am get up and shower again – yes I’m a neat freak like that
2:30am drive to airport in Des Moines
4:45am drop off rental car
6:15 board plane to Vegas for take off at 6:30am
11:30am arrive in Vegas, head to warehouse to check on new illusion
3:00pm-ish? go home, do laundry, pay bills, catch up on all that stuff
6:00pm dinner at Wynn
8:00pm – ? out on the strip…now what?

1/30
6:00am get up and drive to LA for meeting
7:00am need to be driving to LA so not late for meeting
11:00/11:30 – Lunch meeting in LA
4:00pm drive back to Vegas
8:30/9:00pm get back home
9:00pm start packing again, last minute laundry again

1/31
7:00am get up to run errands of the day before leaving again
2:00pm back home to take care of last minute home stuff before leaving…again
4:00pm – work stuff?
6/7pm food?
- try to squeeze time to chill out and maybe netflix in there somewhere?

2/1
get up and fly to Singapore